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Mayan Fools Day

12/21/12

They sure got us good
The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012
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fool's mate

A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met. This term originates within the PUA community.
Jake - See that blonde over there? I just banged her out in the bathroom.

Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
by malarky2020 October 5, 2009
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foolball

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.
That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.
by Mick January 5, 2005
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fooliest

Ex.1:
miranda: u r a fool
brittany: u r a more of a fool
conor: miranda, u b the fooliest

Ex. 2:
Hey bob!
im not talking to u fred, u r a fool
FINE bob, but chu will always b the fooliest!!
haga dis!
by conor [likes sepia pics] March 11, 2007
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Blame Fool

Someone who commits a foolish act on purpose for reasons of comedy or simple error.
Look at Mark pissing in the middle of the road- what a blame fool
by Mr Whippy February 3, 2004
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silence fool

1-
To shut another person up through verbal force.
Usually used to counter another person's burn or diss.

2-
Sometimes said when the user is winning.
1-
Player 1- You lost your sheild!
Player 2- OMG you just got pwned!!!
Player- Silence fool!!! It's just a matter of time til I destroy you!!!

2-
Player 1- I am soooo gonna beat you! OMG you struck my base!!!
Player 2- Silence fool! You are my rag doll for torture and therefore have no right to talk! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
by ZephyrKnight March 12, 2006
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You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
by The person who does things. December 7, 2020
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