Free Haircuts

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.

Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!

by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011

methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.

Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.

by Sexydimma October 30, 2014

No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.

*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."

by heyschmexy September 15, 2011

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

[sucka] free

Free of fools or foolishness.

That's the shit--sucka free!

by Smartacus August 31, 2004

Free Hugs Campaign

A campaign that is designed to make people happy and see them smile. It is based upon the concept of giving a stranger a hug and led by a person called Juan Mann. Most people actively involved in the Free Hugs Campaign find busy urban areas and hold up signs reading "Free Hugs", and allow strangers to hug them. Refunds are offered if the person is unsatisfied.

Tim is involved in the Free Hugs Campaign, he went to San Francisco to do it.

by FreeHugs42 March 9, 2008

freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021