Freedom Fondling

The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.

Hold on! You can't criticize the TSA like that! It's not gate rape, it's freedom fondling!

by JCEtterus November 23, 2010

freedom

An attribute strongly sought by America.

More laws strngthen the bars of your prison.

by testic November 11, 2003

Freedom

One who has freedom has the ability to do what he or she pleases without being stopped or hindered by a seperate power.

The problem: one who has freedom is free to take away another's freedom, and, because of man's nature, is inclined to.

Freedom is a long sought ideal of America.

by blackjack6.21.91 December 28, 2005

Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3

A ROM hack of Super Mario Bros. 3 which was released in late 2004. It seems to serve as either a glorification of the low-brow style of ROM hacking or a satire of it, perhaps a little of both. It was created by a ROM hacker named Dr. Floppy.

I just played Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3. I now have absolutely no hope for humanity whatsoever.

by RXtasy January 1, 2005

freedom boner

when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness

zach and andrew were talking about basic training and after basic zach said he had a freedom boner

by mothafucka-jones August 4, 2012

operation iraqi freedom

Most pointless military operation since the Cursades.

Just goes to show you that one man playing with fire can get an entire country burned.

by army_azn February 10, 2005

Why do you hate freedom?

A standard comeback to anyone who even hints about criticizing America or its policies.

Mark: I think America needs a strong diplomatic approach to the situation in North Korea.

James: Why do you hate freedom?

by UnnDunn October 27, 2006