Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.
No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.
by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019
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zombie flu

When you have the flu or a cold that is so bad you feel like the walking dead.
I didn't have a 24-hour bug, I had Zombie Flu.
by AnnieBanannie April 06, 2014
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Coast of the flu

When you're right on the edge of a sickness like the flu, and can feel the symptoms coming on.
"Man, I just know I'm at the coast of the flu."
by Certainly not Dave October 19, 2018
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bottle flu

When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work
John must be out with the bottle flu today
by Jake Snaker January 11, 2017
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Swalign Flu

a type of flu that's associated with owning 1 or more Align RC helicopters. This flu is very prevalent in the RC community.
I had to get a swalign flu shot today, DR said I had to many Align helicopters
by barnrat February 22, 2010
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fest flu

The flu you get after a festival.
Includes excessive coughing, runny nose, sore throat, exhaustion, sneezing and losing your voice
Miya: *Coughing and sneezing* I'm so sick after reading/leeds
Tom: You got fest flu
by m✨ August 26, 2019
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Vegas Flu

The sickness you come down with while in Vegas because you’re partying way too hard. Rumored to effect away hockey teams coming to visit the Vegas Golden Knights. Even the most professional hockey players enjoy their vices.
Earlier in the season, the Winnipeg Jets opted to arrive in Vegas a full three days before their game with the Golden Knights. All Jets players caught the Vegas flu and come gameday they were crushed 5-2.

"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman
by Reginlief May 25, 2018
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