cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

Flosshing

The use of a very thin penis to floss your teeth repeatedly, and then gurgle the splooge to rinse out your mouth

She hadn't brushed her teeth that morning, so she started flosshing with his penis while he was driving her to work.

by the definer of all March 7, 2011

Flossophy

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'

I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.

by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015

Flossy clit

More than average long hair around the clit causing a man to have his teeth flossed While performing oral sex.

I eat My girls flossy clit to save money on dental floss.

by Stonedogg June 17, 2018

angel floss

Female pubic hair that becomes trapped between teeth during vigorous cunnalingus.

Phillip got a mouth full of angel floss after going down on that stripper.

by NS_Sherlock June 3, 2011

Spit Floss

When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.

James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss

by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013

Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013