ferndale

A suburb of Detroit, Michigan which is attempting to be the next trendy city. Homosexuals tend to congregate in this area.

Ferndale is trying to be the next Royal Oak.

by Jim Buckler February 18, 2008

Fernando

The name of any sexy person ever.

Hey Fernando, can we date?

by Plantbob June 10, 2016

ferndown

A town near the sunny beaches of bournmouth. Its small and insignificant compared to bournmouth's blue beaches. Its full to the brim with old people who come floking out of there homes on a thursday to collect there pension and make it impossible to move round the town a your surrounded by old smelly wrinkly people. Ferndown upper school is more like ferndown institute for the disorderly as it is turning into a prison with huge fences and is ocupied by more kakkers and chavs than mc donalds!

Ferndown-the dumping ground for the elderly

by neb May 13, 2005

Fernley

Almost a city, Fernley is a small roundabout on your way to Reno, NV. Points of interest include an Amazon dist. center responsible for 45% of Lyon County's employment, a high-risk middle school/ high school, a urine stained race track and a redbox. Citizens of Fernley are usually upper-lower-lower class people with a median income of $12,538. To combat their low-income they, like cats, often become roommates with one-another and sleep in piles to save money on blankets/heating. Fernley is only a terrifying 15 minute drive to Silver Springs. This is terrifying as it's easy for inhabitants of Silver Springs to enter Fernley and shop for groceries. To combat this, the only point of entry from Silver Springs is fortified by a steep hill that makes it difficult for Silver Springers to enter as they own cheap autos, or simply can't afford the gas. Regardless, most Silver Springs high school graduates eventually move to Fernley with aspirations of working at the Wendy's, only an elite few are accepted. Fernley is often referred to as Ferntucky by Nevada's white trash population, no-one knows why. Not much is known about the school system other than a big "FU" made out of rocks on the mountain behind it. This is thought to be a deterrent for middle class and higher tourists. Fernley ranks #4 in Nv for meth usage, #2 for racism, #1 for most Silver Springs graduates, and #1 for Nevada's most questionable Wal-Mart.

Friend 1: Hey want to go to Fernley to go watch the racetrack?
Friend 2: No, last time I was there the bleachers were covered in either beer or piss, couldn't tell.
Friend1: Well shit, look at the fancy out-of-towner, too good to sit in beer-piss like the rest of us.
Friend 2:...

by NobamaFTW February 20, 2013

dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007

Fernando

The sexy Mexican taco man that has a huge cock

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass

by l Bigi l April 2, 2020