bellhouse flange

Part of a car, but can also be used to describe a woman's sexual organ.

Bloke: Has my car past its MoT?
Mechanic: No, it needs a new Bellhouse Flange.
Bloke: Bugger.

Bloke: Hey darling, can I fill your Bellhouse Flange up with my Pork Sword?
Bird: OK I suppose so...

by pete_ September 27, 2006

flange baskets

Exclamation upon finding yourself in an unfortunate situation.

"Damn, we are stuck in a hole"
"Flange Baskets!"

by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

flange fister

derogatory word for a lesbian

by minges and all April 18, 2003

flibber flange

someone who sticks jelly beans or beef jerky up someones asshole

Hey dude robert tried to get me to flibber flange with him and katie

oh wow that whore is such a flibber flange

by ihearticecreambitch March 28, 2010

gret flange

some poor sod who happens to be gret and also a flange.

YA GRET FLANGE!!!

by Johannes R January 13, 2009

Rank flange

somthing that smells really, really bad

"Wow! I just walked by that guy and he smells rank flange!"

by starry eyed surprise August 14, 2006

rancid flange

A female's vagina possessing a rotten or fowl stench, usually synonymous with the smell of fish-sauce or brussels sprouts and string beans. It is a direct result of unsuccessful cleansing of the flaps in the vicinity of the vulva. Often, a rancid flange will have the appearance of a decayed and rotten split opened peach.

Gorge: Man, it smells like string beans and a rotten shit-fart around here. I can't even breath.

Zoran: Yeh, no doubt. Obviously, Prudence just stepped in. She should be sprayed with an elephant hose aimed directly into her twat. I mean, shit, its a safety hazard. Her rancid flange will bring impotence to us all!!

by Zoran Bozac October 17, 2007