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by SkeletonGuy December 9, 2018

British firing squad

When several men line up shoulder to shoulder and time an ejaculation on a victim down range, similar to firing range executions from the 1700s. Related to the bukkake.

Paulo, Vertis, Brian and Christian gave the girl a British firing squad. It was gross.

by Glock the Cock August 7, 2015

Drunkbook Facing

Coined by the famous R. Rosales, it means to be drunk facebooking , including the usual inebriated messages to hot chix that you will regret the next day and other stupid bullshit you pull when drunk and horny on the internet, especially on Facebook.

"Man you're hella gay you've been on the computer for an hour already what the fuck are you doing?"

"Dude I'm hella drunkbook facing right now"

"You mean drunk facebooking?"

"fuck you, you know what i mean"

by 000000000024 June 26, 2009

Five-Five-Fiving

Verb -- Freaking out or tripping on drugs, usually psychadelic mushrooms or hallucenogens.. Inspired by the song "Five-Five-Five," by Frank Zappa. The instrumentals tend to inspire people to take drugs. Once in a state of inebriation, the maddening guitar riffs of "Five-Five-Five" make Phish look like O'Dweeds compared to the wicked buzz you cop from Frank's Fiver. Which is ironic, because Frank Zappa was very much against drugs.

Also simply referred to as Fiving, rolling with Frank's bunch, or 2F.

"Yeah, man, I was totally Five-Five-Fiving it last night with Frank's bunch. Had like, fifty mushrooms and some beer, man. It was like getting a year's worth of pussy in four minutes. Uh... what was I talkin' about, man?"

"No way! You were 2F without me, man!? Dude, I so hate you now! Just kididng, brah."

by DeusExMagna November 21, 2005

fiming

to cuddle when drunk and trying to pretend that no one noticed and denying the next day.

Katie and David fimed last night during prom.

by Julia January 29, 2005

firing squad

This is when you are recieving oral sex in a dark room. You have several of your friends with erect penis' in the room with you. Then you yell firing squad. Turn on the light after one of your friends skeets in the face of the female. Then she must guess who it was.

James: "firing squad"
Girl: "oh man that was richie"
Joey: "haha no it was kamil"
(everyone laughs)

by James snake March 17, 2005

facing

knocking a binder, book etc out of someones hands at school

facing is an awesome game to play

by shuturmomup December 13, 2006