fetus status

One who looks like an arrogant and cocky biotch. First impression anyway. May act like one too.
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"man, omar is such a fetus status!!!!"
by anita moore bath December 14, 2008
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Fetus meat

a very very small penis. The size of a baby fetus penis. Much smaller than a baby meat.
cody mcgee has a fetus meat. Or, thats why you have a fetus meat, cody!
by shane rawlss November 11, 2007
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Fetus Deletus

When yo gurl get preggers and only an attempt at magic can save you.
Harmione: Harry, I’m pregnant!
Harry: FETUS DELETUS!
Ron: Bloody Hell.
by santasmummy December 08, 2017
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Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.
Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.
by CheeseyBanana April 13, 2009
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Fetus Punting

The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.

Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
by OnWingsOfLead March 21, 2007
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fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)
Many famous people are a fetus snatcher
by YeahImAidan June 27, 2011
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Fetus Eatus

The act of digesting a live fetus after birth.
"Yo, ever tried performing a Fetus Eatus??"
"No?"
"You gotta! Its great!"
by NishiTheGreat June 01, 2023
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