Felabio

The making out of one's rectum. Usually in a drunk manner.

Julie: Ever since that one night when I gave Dan a felabio, I felt weird. When I did it, his butthole bled. So, I went to the doctor and I have AIDS.

Jack (friend of Julie): That's fucked up.

by Chafing5Hole December 3, 2011

Felgated

1) When you are so drunk you fall over a fence or gate and cannot remember doing so

2) When you lose your drinking virginity and do strange things

3) When you believe you are a horse and try jumping gates, then you realise you are not a horse and you fall

Stu: 'I was so Felgated last night, I think I chased a man for a hug.'
Adam: 'Yes. Yes you did. But you also thought you were a horse, a gymnast and had sex in a kitchen.'
Stu: 'Oh. Did i have sex in the kitchen?'
Adam: 'No. You most definitely Felgated.'

by Mr. Woodlands July 31, 2012

Felibrity

A cat who has garnered adequate notariety through social media, YouTube or television appearances. Examples of current Felibrities would be Grumpy Cat, L'il Bub, that cat that saved her little boy from a random dog attack and many others.

"If the Internet had been around 30 years ago Morris the Cat would've been an epic Felibrity!"
"Why are you waiting on your cat hand and foot?"
"Cuz ever since I posted that YouTube video of her sleeping in the bathroom sink she thinks she's a frickin' FELIBRITY!"

by TheSquidGirl January 25, 2015

Felanthropist

n. - A person who is unusually adept at and interested in getting other people fellatio i.e. (blowjobs, head, etc.)

Guy 1: Yo bro, why are you always bringing up blowjobs around my roommate?
Guy 2: I'm just tryin' to get the idea in her head bro. I want to get you a blowjob. I'm a felanthropist.
Guy 1: Yeah, a "self-proclaimed" felanthropist....

by ieatjenga April 20, 2015

felda'd

When your favorite game hates you so much, it screws you over on every game you play.

Oh man, I totally just got Felda'd

by Taramoth April 3, 2017

felicien

Most beautiful and kind being on earth. If you have him you should keep him tight, he is sweet, loving and smart. I love you felicien, don't ever doubt yourself

me to myself : felicien is so perfect

me to others : he is mine

by alwf November 21, 2021

Feliciano (FeGr)

A foreign young male who gets no bitches and likes to piss in the shower.

A Feliciano (FeGr) jacks off to some porn whilst beeing ashamed.

by Monsieur je nique ta mère April 8, 2022