Felabio 

The making out of one's rectum. Usually in a drunk manner.

Julie: Ever since that one night when I gave Dan a felabio, I felt weird. When I did it, his butthole bled. So, I went to the doctor and I have AIDS.

Jack (friend of Julie): That's fucked up.

Felabio by Chafing5Hole December 3, 2011

felationship 

A.) A courtship that does not extend past felatio. Action is usually carried out with female who is significantly larger than her counterpart

B.) A form of relationship in which the girl will repeatedly pleasure you with her mouth but expect no Valentine's present in return for her actions.

She's not my girlfriend, we are just in a felationship.

felationship by Koy November 26, 2006

felacio 

A dumbass' mispelling of fellatio.

"I don't have any experience with fellatio, so I'll call it felacio"

felacio by SkillstheMonkey December 28, 2005

courtesy felatio 

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...

"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)

courtesy felatio by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005

felatio 

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

felatio by Jorge December 16, 2004

felationado 

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."

Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!

felationado by Big Vi May 10, 2005

Frag 'n Felatio 

The act of getting your dick sucked while playing Call of Duty.

Last night was the best, I got Frag 'N Felatio and owned on Search and Destroy.

Frag 'n Felatio by Latenights. April 4, 2010