muther fuking apple

Eat an apple and you penis will grow 10 inches longer best fruit of earth it's very good taste

Me: Eat an muther fuking apple

You: Why
Me: Your penis will grow 10 inches longer
You: WHAT let me try

by Apple Maker February 1, 2019

A faking

A faking

A faking

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.

"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!

by typpwr August 2, 2022

you foking pussy mate

To call someone a pussy, but in British

OI MATE YOU CANT PARK ERE’ COME HERE YOU FOKING PUSSY MATE

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 1, 2023

Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.

Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”

by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023

Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.

“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”

by rrBandit February 21, 2024

Action Faking

The practice of confusing being 'busy' with making actual progress towards an intended goal and often involves a lot of over-analysing and planning, but very little meaningful action. It is making oneself busy without being productive amounting to a self-deceiving form of procrastination

I have to stop action faking. I just bought a gym membership and all kinds of new workout clothes and all I do is post pictures of me in the gym on Instagram and barely do any exercise.

by Florida Populist April 13, 2024