fecal forgery

The illegal replication, reproduction, or otherwise forged likeness of another party's fecal matter.
Don: "What are you in for?"
Dick: "I'm wanted for fecal forgery in 9 states."
by moose_knuckle September 14, 2009
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fecal mist

A fine mist of fecal matter that is expelled while farting.
When she was eating my asshole I sprayed her with fecal mist.
by wackywarren March 09, 2009
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fecal fountain

A fecal fountain is a stream of wet poop preferably diarrhea Yumm ;-) propeled out of someones butt hole. it can be seen on google if wanted under the keyword tubgirl. she is the definition of a fecal fountain. Quite enjoyable indeed :-)
Dude Zander V.w and Will C jerked off to tubgirls fecal fountain......together!
by Fecal king November 11, 2006
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fecally challenged

Doug has been fecally challenged ever since he started taking his psych meds.
by frenchie 312 October 27, 2015
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Fecal Mojito

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.
Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.
by connorsji May 08, 2008
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fecal matter

The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.
by D-Fect December 05, 2005
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Fecal Burns

A situation in which your fecal burns you.
When you have ate too much hot food like jalapenos or hot sauce etc. and while your making doo-doo your fecal matter is actually causing your butthole to burn because of the high levels of hot broken down food rubbing you anus. FECAL BURNS....
by M Weezy December 23, 2008
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