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Fear of Chuck Norris

"I am so scared of Chuck Norris!"

"Nobody blames you, man, fear of Chuck Norris is everybody's phobia"
by Chris Grendale December 3, 2013
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The Brussels Fear

A derivative of The Fear it may be encountrered after only a short time in the Belgian capital of Brussels.

Studies show that The Brussels Fear may be caused by the increased alcohol content of Belgian Beer. Conflicting studies have found that the true source of The Brussels Fear is the general sense of loathing one gets from being in Brussels.

The Brussels Fear is made worse by the local population's refusal to assist you with even the most basic of tasks, generally accompanied by the phrase 'It is not possible'.

The only known cure for The Brussels Fear is leaving Belgium however the effects of this illness can be felt for many days/lifetimes after.
The best feeling in the world is when the plane/eurostar starts moving and you know the worst is behind you. You then shake violently when you realise you still have the Brussels Fear.
by The HB September 2, 2010
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Fear the beer

The saying for the MLB's Brewers. Intended as a rhyme to the Buck's fear the deer
Person A: The Brewers just won the series today.

Person B: Fear the beer.
by Brandon Jennings May 27, 2010
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The Fear

That feeling that accompanies one when they wake up after a night of heaving drinking, or in the midst of a psychedelic voyage. The individual has an irrational fear of nothing in particular, and often feels worthless and lowly, as if everything they have done has been a lie, and they are a horrible person. The Fear can affect anyone.
John:

Dude Bill got so fucked up last night. He woke up this morning and was talking about how he never wanted to drink again, and that he was going to go to church to pray for redemption from all the bad things he as done, which is a lot.

Gail: Yeah man he's got the fear. He said that last weekend and and the one before that, and before that...
by acidtripper6666669 January 1, 2013
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Farsting

1. The act of talking incessantly about ideas, situations, or circumstances without knowing the information of the subject involved.

2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.

3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.
1. He was FARSTING about football, though he has never played or watched a game.

2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.
by Dr. Anthoney Horse April 4, 2010
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Fear-rection

Fear+Erection.

When a woman puts the fear of God into you, and at the same time turns you on.

A woman could be intimidating, scary, or even just irritable.
However, she still may give you a boner.
Stacie just about ripped my head off, but now I got a Fear-rection.
by majorbro May 28, 2011
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farsnatcher

Someone that will always ask to borrow something but will not return it until asked alot up to about 5 times.
dude for the past week he has been a farsnatcher with some of my games
by q w e r t y September 26, 2020
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