Funtle

Something that one does to a cunt. Highly inappropriate in certain situations

man: I am going to funtle her cunt so hard.

by Bnfbnggbfg September 3, 2009

magic fountain

A climaxing penis that erupts with enough semen to flood New Orleans.
Or an ice cream parlor for yuppy white NJ people.

She was hot and sweaty so I

took her to Magic Fountain for a sweet and nutty treat

by OhMG March 4, 2014

peter fountain

The act of lying flat on one's back and urinating in the straight upright position. If done properly, the urine will then fall back onto the fountainers body.

I peter fountained so hard last night that I smelled of lemonade and gumdrops.

by Professor Mctabbish September 21, 2005

fountain day

The Party to end all parties at SUNY Albany where a large fountain in the middle of campus gets turned on around 3 weeks before the end of school and everyone gets drunk.

You going to fountain day?
Yeah I'm alreadyd drunk!

by Matt April 27, 2004

Fountains of Wayne

A powerpop band. This is not wikipedia, so i'll cut the crap, and say; a one-hit wonder popular for "Stacy's Mom."

"Hey Doug, put that Fountains of Wayne song on."

Everyone at the party, drunk: "STACY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!"

by SUN GG January 19, 2009

Fountain Valley

A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. Not a small, lame town. Fountain Valley is actually cooler than where the person above this post live. Fountain Valley is a very nice place to live between Santa Ana, Westminister, and Huntington Beach. That means you can go to the beach, go shopping, then go to the Discovery Center in Santa Ana if you live at fountain valley without traveling for 5000000000 hours. A NICE PLACE TO LIVE! You know its nice if you live here. anywhere else you live is okay.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.

by ManInAWell514 August 25, 2011

Cum Fountain

To not masturbate for a elongated period of time, thus whenever you ejaculate you produce a fountain of jizz.

After 2 months I finally unleashed my cum fountain on my girlfriend?

by Jizz Jizzson June 23, 2011