Fartalogia

Fartalogia is a pathological liar when it comes to farts; blame it on the dog, screeching chair, stepped on a frog, barking spider.

Hey, it stinks in here, that wasn't a screeching chair, you suffer from fartalogia!

by SakeenahQ8 February 25, 2009

Faptastrophe

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

by captainsusan February 28, 2013

Fartarrhea

When you think you're about to pass gas, but instead you have explosive diarrhea. This is a more severe form of sharting.

Suzy: Wasn't Jim wearing different pants this morning?
Karim: Yeah, but the food from that sketchy hot dog stand gave him unexpected fartarrhea and he had to change.

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

faptastic

To masturbate vigorously until sudden death.

Guy1: "Yo, Jack did a faptastic job"
Guy2: "Yea, Jack was a good Guy. Hurry, put the flowers down, lets leave now"

by Chubby__Unicorn September 23, 2016

Fartpath

The trail of odor left by someone who has just farted

Oh my god I just walked through bobs Fartpath, gross.

by C.McTiggles August 25, 2016

faptastic

When you see a girl (or picture) so amazing that you just want to drop your shorts and get to work on that badboy.

Ugh dude this picture is sooo faptastic

by D'brickshaw December 3, 2016

Fartantuan

Popping-style fart that has little or no smell.

Bruce: Pfbrttttttttttttttttt.

Mary: Wow, that was a total fartantuan!!
Bruce: I didn’t fart! Check the odor.

Mary: What a fartantuan excuse, Bruce. Adjective use with internal rhyming.

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018