Actual Factual Fact

Actual Factual Fact is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

It's abreviuated to AFF

"I've had too much to drink. Actual Factual Fact"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

FaceTube

Fictional online website a supposedly internet-ignorant person imagines everybody in cyberspace to be on all the time. Always used with "the". Possibly invented by Craig Ferguson. (Obviously, a combination of Facebook and YouTube.)

Craig Ferguson: Kids today don't know how to make a life-like corpse out of old sweaters. Nowadays they just download their corpse out of the Google or the FaceTube or something...

by Logastella July 7, 2008

FaceTime

A) FaceTime is a video calling software developed by Apple for iPhone 4, the fourth generation iPod Touch, and computers running Mac OS X 10.6.4 and higher. (WiFi Only - No 3G)

B) Alternative for the word "fuck", "sex", "BJ" ETC.

A) Oh Hey! Did you try that new FaceTime video calling app from Apple?

B) Hey baby~! You wanna FaceTime in my bedroom~?

A Misunderstanding If Both Combined <Guy>Hey, I FaceTime with friend Frank last night...
<Friend> You what?!
<Guy> Yeah, yeah, I totally FaceTimed with him. He's so awesome and so funny.
<Friend> Okay, as your friend, if- I- I- accept for who you are. If you like men's PPs, then that's wonderful. I accept you~

by randomfacetimeuser January 22, 2011

Fact.

Used at the end of a statement to emphasize a particularly strong feeling, or opinion.

Erik is gorgeous...Fact.

by karma19 September 24, 2009

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Dirty FaceTime

to receive or watch a partner do dirty it sexual things while on FaceTime

Todd got a dirty FaceTime with Megan last night.

by FaZeReSeT April 25, 2015

true fact

True fact, as opposed to those trixy false facts.

I laughed at Dick Cheney when he was making fun of what Kerry said....and then Dick said "It's a true fact!"

More people should make fun of Dick.

by .O.:. March 20, 2004