facing it

the fine line in between fun and complete boredom. Usually occurs in groups; The act of having fun by being half-bored.

when you're floating in a semi-heated pool in eastern washington in september with everything but your face in the water...hugging the light in the pool for warmth with 3 of your friends... YOU'RE FACING IT.

by Ali Divanfard July 8, 2005

Farnin

A piece of food that was in your stomach but now you have hacked it up, and it is now in your mouth.

Usually about the size of an eraser head on a pencil. Also is known to have an awful smell like toss or pooh.

Hey Joey, did you just hack up some farnin?

by scobe-ite November 17, 2010

Facing

Ballymena (Northern Ireland) slang for kissing with tongue.

"Aye, imma be facing the wee gurl the night"

by iPhonie July 5, 2012

Farnham Chant

(n) A rediculous chant consisting of retarded inside jokes combined together. The Farnham Chant involves hand movements and rediculous comments. Most people will run away while hearing the farnham chant.

"The Farnham Chant was beginning to implode my brains," said McBobus

by ChaosChronicle January 6, 2004

facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.

Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Facenom

A long kiss usually involving tongue. An alternative derived roughly from icanhascheezburger.com

"I totally saw Vicky and John having a good facenom after class"

by andyr00 October 9, 2008

farnarkle

Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.

Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.

The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.

All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?

"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."

by anonymous September 15, 2020