Fiona

A torta lesbian, who is soooo CLINGY. She wont leave your side for a second and also lowkey smells like shit. Her brother is the best, but you can never see him without seeing Fiona. She's a bit of a crafty vet and has a glass chin, so she constantly gets mauled. She thinks she's the lion. Bottom line is to never date a Fiona. I think i'm in love with Fiona.

Gavin Madan: I think I impregnated Fiona
Person 2: No, you didn't.

by BigBaller2025 May 1, 2025

Fiona

A person who exhibits the most astounding absence of thought mid-sentence, or even at the start of a sentence.

"Guys I forgot where I put the.... ummmmm.... shaboingadoing thingy."
"Okay Fiona."

by ShartyFarty3001 July 13, 2025

Fiona

Fiona is amazing, caring and the best friend you are searching for. If you ever meet a Fiona, you will instantly fall in love! All the guys fall for her, and would do anything to be with her! She is super smart, funny and amazing. Her beautiful green eyes will take you in!

Omg, it's Fiona!!! My bestest friend in the whole world!!

by KARen!! September 13, 2025

Fiona

God.

“Today I worshipped Fiona at the altar”

by Babyangel1111 October 23, 2025

fíona

term used to describe a very small penis

did you hear that guy has fíona

by trash69 September 16, 2014

Fiona Gallagher

A girl on the show Shameless who is known to go through relationships quickly and make questionable decisions. However, she takes good care of her siblings. Gotta love her.

Guy: Man, Fiona Gallagher is really hot.

Guy 2: I prefer Mickey, but yeah, I guess so!
Guy: No homo.

Guy 2: No homo.

by CumKardashian May 2, 2017

fiona apple

the hottest american singer ever she is mommy n girlboss

your mom: damn, fiona apple is pretty hot
your dad: i agree
your sister: mf turned me lesbian
your brother: mommy? sorry mommy? sorry
your whole family: dayymm

by imbetterthenyouatfortnite February 7, 2022