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alternative expert

An expert in producing alternative news, also called "fake news"
-Do you know Mike? He is a columnist and an alternative expert! -No I dont, and what do you mean with alternative expert. - He writes columns filled with facts, that has no relevance or is altered, but when you read it, it sounds good .
by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017
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Expertitis.

An affliction that causes considerable problems for people who become so expert at their chosen line of study or research that no one can understand those who have expertitis.
I've become so expert at dealing with highly specialized cases of wrongfully arrested cases that I have difficulty teaching my craft to others. That's Expertitis.

That's problematic because the truth is that a law degree is of no use to any would be expert who wants to specialize in the sort of cases that I deal with.

I have a 100% success rate, but "Expertitis" makes it difficult for me to understand why amateurs can't do what I do.
by The Trial Wrecker. February 25, 2011
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Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
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Expert

Someone who takes an unusually long time to grasp the obvious; or someone available for hire to interests who benefit in the short term from keeping an issue stuck in the discussion phase, and avoiding meaningful exploration of solutions.
Experts say climate change is real; experts say US American democracy is eroding; experts say the two party system doesn’t effectively represent the interests of all people
by Dropped Mike August 19, 2023
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experts

A taxpayer-funded government representatives with academic degrees issued by government-accredited institutions of previous government-backed experts.
"More government funding is needed, according to experts.", "To prevent the world ending in twelve years, more research funding is needed.", "Our experts are highly successful at securing government grant funding."
by Expert42 August 29, 2023
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Arab expert

Like the African expert, it's any of the countless Arab accounts that spam the EPL or other football pages on Facebook and Instagram with their broken english, gibberish predictions etc.
Usman Ayad: Ronaldo is GOAT he win Euro Cup this year and make Pessi look 🤡

Another Arab expert posting shit...
by Sypnos July 25, 2024
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SEO Expert

An SEO Expert walks into a Bar, Bars, Pub, Public House, Irish Pub, Drinks, Beer, Wine, Liquor, Grey
SEO Expert needs nothing , it's so easy! Anyone can do it LOL.
by digitalguy November 29, 2021
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