If you're a male who decides to stay abstinent until either marriage or a committed relationship, the exception made to only engage in cunnilingus (oral stimulation on the female genitalia) as a form of erotic foreplay or as an alternative to sex.
This may seem highly hypocritical to many people since "oral sex" is viewed as being just as intimate as vaginal intercourse, but the idea is keeping your own private area "pure" until you have either met the right person and/or have gotten married.
The cunnilingus exception is not for everyone, but it is a personal lifestyle choice that a few people (including myself) have made. This can also be for religious, spiritual, or philosophical reasons.
This may seem highly hypocritical to many people since "oral sex" is viewed as being just as intimate as vaginal intercourse, but the idea is keeping your own private area "pure" until you have either met the right person and/or have gotten married.
The cunnilingus exception is not for everyone, but it is a personal lifestyle choice that a few people (including myself) have made. This can also be for religious, spiritual, or philosophical reasons.
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b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!
c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
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Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
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Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
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Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions
BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*
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Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!
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Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!
Guy: Wats Rule 34?...
Dude: Just hurry up and do it!
Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
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The Excalibur is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering ass cheeks together, clamping your meat saber in the dark recesses of her "dragon's lair." Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her butt jungle. If you can accomplish such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick.
"Hey, Wanda, why are you sitting on a hemorrohid donut?"
"Because some gas station attentant performed the Excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king. Heavy lies the crown, and heavy lies my rectum, which is dripping out of my anus."
"Hey, Carla, can you pick my sphincter up? It fell on the floor after a hobo did the Excalibur to me last night."
"Because some gas station attentant performed the Excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king. Heavy lies the crown, and heavy lies my rectum, which is dripping out of my anus."
"Hey, Carla, can you pick my sphincter up? It fell on the floor after a hobo did the Excalibur to me last night."
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