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Pro Evolution Soccer

The greatest series of football games (soccer to the damn yanks) for the Playstation 2 ever, beats FIFA's ass every time due to consistently better gameplay and the fact that FIFA is for pussies and charlatans. Most recent version is Pro Evolution Soccer 5 which should be owned by all proper men.
Get all the lads round mine for beer, smoke and Pro Evolution Soccer.
by thealmightycraig June 20, 2006
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Evolution

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.
The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.
by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017
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Premature evacuation

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
by bennycnz June 22, 2010
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Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019
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Evolution

1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.
Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.
by fatboy_bake April 17, 2011
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Evolutionist

There's no such thing as an "evolutionist". There are creationists, and people too smart to be creationists.
Creationist: Are you an evolutionist?
Real person: *walks away
by 3dblack February 12, 2018
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premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.
(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."
by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008
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