Esterline

She is one of the sweetest persons you will ever meet in your life. She has an extremely pretty face and the cutest smile ever. She will always put others before herself in any situation. She has an odd sense of humor but she will still make you laugh your heart out. She is one of a kind and there is no one else like her.

OMG there goes Esterline!!

Esterline is so pretty I wish she was mine

by Sr stuffingstin February 21, 2020

Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.

Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020

Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...

e.g.

Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.

by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022

esterhuysen

someone who is descended form royalty

who i cant believe Jacob is a Esterhuysen!

by some_random_guy_from_the_web January 29, 2023

Ester

Ester is one of the kindest and prettiest people that you'll ever meet. She's always there for you, and she's always there to help you out. Everyone looks up to her because she's an amazing rolemodel and friend. She's really supportive of you and will love you no matter what. If there's ever a problem, she'll always be on your side. You should be really lucky if you have an Ester in your life.

Ester: "Hey, you ok?"
Santiago: "Yeah, but there's just this girl..."
Ester: "What did she do? I'll kick her ass."

by ur_mom_lmao February 12, 2023

Chocolate Easter Bunny

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.

Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

by Vamosi Crew April 13, 2011

mole easter

a wonderful human being probably by the name of caroline. they are usually very pretty and talented and don't rape kids

that woman is a real mole easter

by uassfd August 26, 2017