Viper envy 

Being a loser and envying the teams better then you especially the battlehawks

Sam poops standing up, drinks Zima,works out with shake weights all while having viper envy.

Viper envy by Battlehawknation August 27, 2019

Hitorinbo Envy 

Hitorinbo Envy (独りんぼエンヴィー) is the shortest song in the game Project Sekai: Colorful Stage. Playing this song in the online "Colorful Live" mode is the most efficient way of appearing in the ingame event leaderboards. For those playing the game casually, the song has become a meme as people will often ragequit immediately after the song is chosen, despite the game having punishments for disconnecting during online play in place. People now often play online this song just to frustrate other players, and this behavior is strengthened by meme creators within the games English community.

Someone with that one Kanade card: Oh my god not Hitorinbo Envy again
Someone trying to get on the leaderboards: *spams funny emu sticker* yes.

Hitorinbo Envy by LenEnjoyer April 8, 2022

Penis envy 

The cause of feelings of inferiority.

Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.

Penis envy by Mr Member February 15, 2010

mac envy 

The delusonary state of mind that Mac owners are in which leads them to believe Mac is better than PC.

Clearly daskos99 has Mac Envy because daskos99's definition of the phrase has more 'vote downs' than 'vote ups'

mac envy by Der Gelb Baron October 23, 2010

table envy 

The feeling of jealousy you get when you are at seated around a table at some social gathering and you notice that the people seated at the other end of the table are having much more fun, talking and laughing loudly.

Yeah the party was good, but during dinner I had massive table envy, as I was stuck talking to Aunty Betty and her husband while all you guys were at the other end getting drunk and having a laugh.

table envy by me_squib April 4, 2009

Foreskin Envy 

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)

Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅

Foreskin Envy by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022

small boobs envy 

(Noun)
The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.

Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."

small boobs envy by clevername January 13, 2017