the very thing WoW gamers look up right before a big raid.
usually play as a female character. short, angry people usually respond to the name of nemoy. they enjoy large weiners in their mouth from chris
usually play as a female character. short, angry people usually respond to the name of nemoy. they enjoy large weiners in their mouth from chris
you silva you ready to raid?
yeah man but what about nemoy?
he is looking at some elf pron
ahh that kid
yeah man but what about nemoy?
he is looking at some elf pron
ahh that kid
by dominic perez November 29, 2010
A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.
by bOI LEVEL 2 June 05, 2019
A mystical creature that comes out of the depths of neverland but only when there is a full moon and it is the 7th hour of the 7th day of the 7th month. The elves will usually come out if you scream "i want to poop inside your mouth." They are very violent and could possibly rip your face off and eat it then shove it in their dickholes or vaginas if a female
An Ass Elf from neverland came out this evening and ripped my face off because i screamed "i want to poop inside your mouth."
by Daniel poopypantsalot January 10, 2010
A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.
by thefallingdream January 19, 2010
by Otto Octavius March 13, 2004
A very creepy tradition perpetrated by adults around children of young ages. The legend goes that the elf on the shelf is hidden and watches the children and then reports back to Santa with his findings. In a nutshell, this is Santa's NSA, with less phone taps. Although this may seem a jocular activity to keep your offspring in line, it actually is a pervy way to watch over your kids, using the threat of not receiving gifts during the holiday season. The adult version of this practice is not-so-subtly named whore in a drawer
Dad 1: Hey Rick did you hide the elf on the shelf for little bobby and Susie this year?
Dad 2: Hell yeah I did, Arty. I put it in the bathroom so my kids will shit bricks.
Dad 2: Hell yeah I did, Arty. I put it in the bathroom so my kids will shit bricks.
by canned_laughs March 02, 2016
Smoking, mainly tobacco. When smokers hunch over to light up it looks as if they're performing a service on a small being cupped in their hands. Thus, blowing the elf.
The phrase blowing the elf was coined by a highschool student sick of assholes blowing smoke in her face.
The phrase blowing the elf was coined by a highschool student sick of assholes blowing smoke in her face.
by Sara March 30, 2005