eightses

Shady way of announcing a pair of eights in poker to sound like "aces", in hopes that your opponent will fold or muck their cards and let you take the pot.

(Both players reluctant to show their hands at the end...)
Josh: "Pair of nines."
Sue: "Eightses." (winning expression)
(Josh returns cards to dealer unshown before he actually looks at hers.)
Josh: "Dude, I had you beat! I thought you said aces."
Sue: "Nope, eightses. You mucked, sucka."

by Coell May 14, 2005

eight straights of fucked up

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

by J Deb September 22, 2005

EightyBaby

A name refrencing the generation of young adults born in the 1980s.

1) You had the Baby Boomers, then Generation-X, Now, The EightyBabies.

2) *shows ID saying he was born in '84* That's right! Certified EightyBaby! *shows wristband that says 'Made in the 80's'

by Andy "The Man" Alexis April 26, 2006

Eighth Week

The average time it takes a weed lover to smoke their eighth. The length of an eighth week varies depending on several variables. These variables include, but are not limited to, size of bank account, employment status, and boredom level of the weed consumer.

Guy 1: How long is your eighth week since you got fired?
Guy 2: Dude, only like two days.
Guy 1: Whoa.

Guy 1: Man, I haven't seen that girl in an eighth week.
Guy 2: How long is that?
Guy 1: I don't know, like 4 days.

Scientist 1: We are running low on supplies, we must increase the size of our eighth week until this crisis is over.
Scientist 2: This is bullshit.

by greengreenfiend July 24, 2010

eightyfuckingnine

The worst possible grade one can receive. Not even a F will make you feel this shitty. The most aggervating feeling EVER, its like FUCK if I had just got one more point I would have had an A in the class.

Fuck, I got an eightyfuckingnine on my chemistry exam! Damn, one more point and I would have had an A.

by SAMxMExBEE May 22, 2012

After Eight

After Eight is the sexual act of ejaculating inside the rectum

I gave her "After Eight" last night.

by Coolcat576 April 6, 2016

eight men out job

Unethical or disloyal acts knowingly committed by employees that are done as payback toward management for unfair treatment and if discovered, would likely be subject them to termination and criminal charges. Takes its name from the film "Eight Men Out" which was based on the scandal that occured during the 1919 World Series in which eight Chicago White Sox players were involved in a gambling scheme to intentionally lose or throw the Series. Most of these players did so to deny team owner Charles Comiskey of a championship because of the miserly wages they were paid and other cost-cutting practices that he forced on them. The players were put on trial and acquitted of wrongdoing, but were permanantly banned from playing in the major leagues because of their actions.

In the film "office Space", the three disgruntled main characters pull an eight men out job by installing a computer virus that rounded off interest paid to depositors and transferred it into their own account.

by boratfan January 14, 2009