Editors

The people at urban dictionary that accept the stupidest definitions that you can think of that don't make any sense. But, then they don't accept all of the GOOD definitions that actually have proper grammar and aren't 5 paragraphs of run on sentences something about grandmas with ample breasts that make peanut bitter and jelly sandwiches on toasted rye bread. They sometimes accept and reject definitions in a matter of minutes but, they mostly take 2 months to reject a definition .

The editors will probably reject this definition because I am pointing out how they are fucking assholes that make about 15 thousand dollars a year.

by Illfuckyourmotherfordays November 3, 2013

urbandictionary editors

Internet users of questionable intelligence, who have the habit of rejecting completely legitimate definitions while accepting nonsense.

I signed up to be one of the urbandictionary editors but quickly ignored the job when I felt my IQ dropping by the second.

by MC Fred July 12, 2006

Edicate

Edicate is when you're not edumacated enough to spell etiquette!

Not only is this poor edicate, it is also a breach of protocol.

by Rog Ebert April 3, 2009

editors

A bunch of fuck heads that decide whether or not words are published on UD. They take several weeks to "review" a word, and most likely just "chose to not publish your word" without telling you why. Just like they "chose to not publish" this word.

urban dictionary: "Define your world"...lol ok.

This word will not get published, Yea I know.

Users: Can you publish my word?
Editors: Yea if you give me your credit card number.

by Yea Fuck You Too January 15, 2008

epictaph

An epitaph that is so greatly amazing, in any given way, that it is no longer universally referred to as an epitaph, but as a rare epictaph.

Joe-"Dude, did you see the epitaph of that tombstone the other day?"

Bob-"Yeah, It was pretty exciting."

Joe-"Oh, It wasn't just exciting; it was epic."

Both Bob and Joe in pantomime-
"Epictaph."

by SeniorTaco January 26, 2009

edit audio obsessed person

These are the most badass but still pure-hearted cuties. While you might listen to pop, rap, or rock artists in your free time they play audios from Instagram fan edits, vibe to them, and pretend like they are in an edit. They romanticize their life and hate being asked what music they listen to because they know that most people will think they're crazy. (ily bae)

- Heyy bestie, what are you doing rn?
-Nm, I'm walking in circles in my room like a psychopath while listening to edit audios and pretending I'm in them because im an edit audio obsessed person!
- Wait ur an edit audio-obsessed person too??
-Yes bae!!
-OMG QUEEN:3

by zeggzyqueen July 19, 2021

Absolute Edition

The way DC Comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of DVD-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. There's been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. Oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. Not to be read taking a crap.

Absolute Watchmen, Absolute Dark Knight , Absolute Sandman 1-4, Crisis On Infinite Earths the Absolute Edition

by Hector Ivan November 10, 2008