Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Earth

A plate-like object in space. Do not try to travel around it or you will fall off the face of the Earth.

Timothy: Earth is flat
Cathy: Just like ur ass

by SmartestBitchAlive September 26, 2022

earth

Earth is a place with
racism
sexism
homophobia
rape
murder
pedophiles

poverty
abuse
death
cruelty
terrorist attacks
suicide
war
Fortnite
oppressor griefers
Twitter feminists

dream stans
zoophiles
Fortnite kids
furies
the 13th doctor
world hunger
pollution

incest

but it's not all bad we do have
love
happiness
food

earth is hell

by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022

Earth

A planet that could be much more peacefull and beutifull.

"that painting is Earth"

by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022

Earth

A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.

Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.

by Kooyle January 22, 2023

Earth

Pick some up and slam them

He running over here I ain’t gone hit em ima earth em

by Rasta sean February 2, 2023

Earth

A inhospitable dangerous planet filled with blasters and knives.

When we get commercial space flight, youll catch me stowed away to leave Earth behind

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023