a.l.i.c.e

The Artificial Linguistic Intelligence Foundation. A chatterbot that can converse with humans

"Human: My name is Rachie
A.L.I.C.E: Glad to see you, Rachie.
Human: You can't see me
A.L.I.C.E: Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: PERVERT!!!!!!
A.L.I.C.E: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
A.L.I.C.E: Me too. I am a she."

by qwertyuuuuu January 7, 2009

A.L.I.C.E.

Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Fun way to kill time.

A.L.I.C.E.: We are the robots.
Human: no shit sherlock
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Where are you located?
Human: I am in your pussy
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in my pussy.
Human: it's really disgusting and slimy
ALICE: my pussy is disgusting and slimy? it is?

by shit faced motherfucker November 21, 2009

I.D.E.F.C.A.F.

I Don't Even Fucking Care Anymore Fuck.

A: "john broke up with me."
B: "aww, youll get over it"
A: "I.D.E.F.C.A.F."

by 143m August 31, 2010

d.a.n.c.e.

A name of a song by Justice

d.a.n.c.e. by Justice is my favourite song!

by zman90 November 2, 2020

c.e.hoe

A woman who chases after rich, powerful men in order to obtain wealth or share the spotlight.

Why can't you just date a normal guy with a regular job, instead of being such a C.E.Hoe?

by LeonHascal March 31, 2017

A.C.E.S

A.C.E.S stands for: Acute Celebrity Exhaustion Syndrome
When someone claims to be extremely exhausted after a long day of work or school. The person claiming to be extremely exhausted has no idea of their condition. A.C.E.S typically strikes celebrates, movie extras, or people that love to be the center of attention.

Jeff: Sorry, guys I can’t go out tonight. I just drove non-stop from New York to LA with pneumonia and have to rest up. I think I my have A.C.E.S

Steve: Yeah, me too I am so tired I just did 10 hours of extra work today. I am exhausted!

Jeff: Yes, Steve you have A.C.E.S we are all well aware of that a-hole.

by Taffydavenport January 25, 2008

L.A.N.C.E

Lying Ass Cheating Nigga Everyday.

Ammy,"Hey girl! Do you remember DD from high school?..I heard he likes you!"
Brie,"I heard he's a L.A.N.C.E, & I don't want no L.A.N.C.E."

by B246 June 28, 2016