Party guest: "DAMN! That bitch just got Dylaned!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"
by Tatty Daddy May 11, 2013
1) The inability to curse
2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse
3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse
3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word
If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word
If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
by Undetale September 04, 2019
A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes
Dylan is awesome
by The 2k goat June 07, 2017
Dylan is the sweetest guy around. He may not have a great childhood, but he sure does have a great sense of humor. He can make anyone laugh, smile no matter what mood they are in. He sure does know how to treat a girl right. When he says I love you he means it. He gives GREAT hugs. Never stab a Dylan in the back or you'll regret it. Hold a Dylan tight and never let him go.
" Oh yeah Dylan he's a great guy."
by Kdawg123456 March 14, 2019
Dylans are normally outgoing and try their hardest to make you laugh or smile. You and Dylan will go through a lot together but in the end, it will pay off. He will start a bunch of petty fights but will also be the one to text you to see if you are doing ok. He cares about you a lot, even if he doesn't show it. If you find a Dylan, please don't let him go!!
GIRL 1: Have you seen the new kid?? he's so nice
GIRL 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure what his name is. Do you know?
GIRL 1: Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan
GIRL 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure what his name is. Do you know?
GIRL 1: Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan
by ugh.cassyyy January 29, 2018
One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
by Swaggy872 November 27, 2022
A guy who can be very childish at times but is also very loyal when with the right people. He is hot, usually tall, dark hair, brown or green eyes and he has amazing eyes. He is often misunderstood but just needs to find the right partner who will accept him. An ideal match for a dylan is a tall sexy brunette. This will be a lasting relationship if they both give it a chance.
Blonde girl: Did you hear what that asshole Dylan did this time?
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine
by thetruthisherebiatchhh June 20, 2019