driving in England

Having sex while extremely intoxicated

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."

by Baz February 15, 2004

Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011

Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.

"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."

by Trucker 4 Life February 12, 2010

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

dinering

going to a diner, usually late at night or in the wee hours of the morning.

I'll be back later, I'm going out dinering.

by LunaWing July 16, 2010

driving down to oran

A euphemism for anal fisting.

I didn't think she was going to give in, but by the end of the night, I was driving down to Oran.

by bluenehi September 9, 2010

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019