what zero pussy does to a mf

A good way to roast someone on Twitter.

"what zero pussy does to a mf"
insert picture of the person you wanna roast here

by LeoTheGuy September 10, 2021

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

devesh

Bruhhhhhh, I just read all the defs for my name and im offended, so im about to drop a diss tracks on all these accounts.
Come at me fam. devesh is the symbol of greatness, we are being the give purpose to peoples's lives, we are the closest to god on the planet pluto so far. So yall who under estimate us can suck it

I need need an example I'm the goat- devesh

by Stay in yo lane October 26, 2018

Doesn't Concern You

Get the fuck out of my business asshole.

Donnie: What are you guys talking about?
Me: It doesn't concern you.

by PeterPanIsSexy April 20, 2012

easy does it

1. calm down, relax

2. be gentle

Easy does it. Go slowly and nothing will break.

by Light Joker January 13, 2006

scotty doesn't know

(n.) A sexual encounter with a man other than one's boyfriend or significant other. 'Scotty' -- though once a specific reference to an individual with that name -- acts as the universal nomenclature for the unsuspecting boyfriend-in-question. From the movie Eurotrip.


(v.) To perform a scotty doesn't know. Usually used in present progressive or past tense -- i.e., "scotty-doesn't-knowing" or "scotty-doesn't-knowed".

(n.) Jack's girlfriend affords me the occassional scotty doesn't know.

(v.) Julie is scotty-doesn't-knowing her boyfriend every Friday.

by Fiona December 8, 2004

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.

1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.

1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*

2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...

3)

Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

by Marauder91 April 29, 2016