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Bag of Douches

A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.
While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.
by kingjofus January 10, 2013
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Queen of Douches

One who is Queen Douche probaly uses a douche, smells like a douche, and hit's douches.She rules over krusty doucheland and has sir maiden douches. Basically it's every meaning of the word douche.
Autumn Queen of Douches creed :hear he hear he from the flaming mellows marsh to the nemadick mountains through sir nichlolas's nature. I rule all of smelly doucheland and every used and clean douche that lives in it. I am and will always be the douche queen. Through the crotch crossing and the trout (fish ) trail I will rule over all douches.
by scottnicholas October 10, 2006
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doucheish

to be douche like, gay, no fun, conceided and a jerk off
Johnny is so doucheish for thinking he is better than eveeryone.
by Tristin Allmond May 3, 2008
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Douchette

A gril version of a douchebag, know to show off about their money and are hoplessly stupid when it comes to the easiest stuff, no to mention, they tan, drink too much, and get beat up later.
Girls like Snooki, or the women from the stupid wives tv shows that act like douchettes
by MoronMan22 June 27, 2011
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Douchetard

Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.

It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.

As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
Derek: Omg, did you see Demi Lovato's new hair?

Alice: Derek, you're such a fucking douchetard.
by popcycles June 21, 2010
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Douchette

Female athletes that act like guys, and give each other high fives and slap each other on the ass
by Mike, Adam, and Matt May 13, 2005
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douchesque

Behavior that is in the style of douche.
"How was Jason last night?"
"Everything he did was douchesque."
by Chris DePaul December 19, 2008
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