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Doof

Name of love given to a boy when he willingly screws up repeatedly, to signify that he is being stubborn but his father still loves him.
"Hey Doof, how about next time we don't take our $75 Buzz Lightyear in the bath tub?"
by Wordyman February 6, 2010
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Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America
Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"
by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010
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Doof

Penis flatulence. Like a "queef", air enters the shaft of the penis and is trapped until being forced out causing a pocket of air to be released.
I doofed in my girl friends mouth when she was giving me head.
by Axderka December 4, 2010
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Doof

The burly men climbed out the window to doof.
by BurlyBear May 16, 2011
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Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!
"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"
by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011
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doof

Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's
That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today
by GazintA December 10, 2012
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Doof Residue

An internalized beat or rhythm following a multiple-day-festival, which persists in the mind of a person for sometime after the music has ended.
Gary is usually a straight talker and square walker but given the pulsing pelvic thrusts and deep hip gyrations that flourish from his every step, I'd say that fella has a hint of doof residue still in his system.
by BigThompson December 16, 2012
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