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A name given to only the finest and most crazy badass in the world. He must know random facts that makes him look very smart. He must be able to get wicked drunk off of twisted tea and beat the shit out of random peoples trucks. He is a man of mystery..
Ryan: "Did you know the average penis size of a white male is 6 inches..?"
Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."
Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"
Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."
Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"
by Antonio69s December 07, 2010
Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
The word was originally for large, badass guys who travel with you in the Australian bush and kick ass for you if anything, man or beast, gives you any problem.
Outback guy sitting on log drinking beer: Cheers Mate!
Badbuy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?
Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.
Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?
Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch:
A DONK!!
Badbuy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?
Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.
Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?
Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch:
A DONK!!
by BurtonReingold October 29, 2009
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by Johnny_aint_dead June 29, 2007