dingle bells

n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.

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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Dingle

A group or collection of douche-bags.

Must be 5pm; I see a dingle or two walking from downtown to the bars.

by ElvisMA March 30, 2015

Quandale dingle nuggets

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I lov goofy ahh sound 😩😩💀💀 Quandale dingle nuggets

by Quandale pringle the first April 21, 2022

Cock a Dingle Dong

An erection that wakes a man up in the morning. Derived from the sound of a rooster's call.

My pimp woke up early due to a cock a dingle dong.

by Lashawna <3 October 23, 2011

dingle-berry

A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.

Dave washed his drawers but one damn dingle-berry is still there!

by J_B. December 27, 2007

dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

by Wicked665 July 22, 2006

dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008