Scorpion Dive

When an individual lands on their face with such force that their leg folds over nearly kicking the back of the head. The result is nearly perfect human replica to a scorpion.

Jon: Did you watch "so you think you can dance"?

Aaron: No

Brent: No but I heard it sucked.

Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.

Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.

by coalkracker84 January 7, 2011

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sloppy taco dive

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.

this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.

by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

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Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive

Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass.

I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.

by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

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Moon Dive

Drinking somebody's bathwater. Typically a hot girl, but it can be used in any circumstance depending on the desperation involved. Also, the level of physical or dirtiness before the bath is related to the hotness of the individual.

Damn she is fine. I would totally moon dive her after a 3 hour bukkake session at the end of a marathon.

by CarloRossi April 18, 2011

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