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Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.
Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!
by Al Berich October 21, 2018
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video diaries

one direction did these for the X-factor and continued doing them after. most of Louis Tomlinson’s iconic catch phrases were made in these such as no! jimmy protested
Directioner: have you ever seen the boys’ video diaries
Random Person: no what are they about?
Directioner: Louis is so funny he always yells at the boys!
by Mymom247 March 15, 2021
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Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010
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diarrhea lasagna

When you get diarrhea in waves, and you just sit on the toilet alternating between shitting and wiping, thus building layers of shit and toilet paper akin to a lasagna. (Liquid shit, followed by a layer of toilet paper, followed by another layer of liquid shit, then another layer of toilet paper, etc.)
Oh man! I ate some bad Mexican food last night that left me sitting on the toilet making a diarrhea lasagna for an hour.
by AHmmm June 2, 2010
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urban diarrhea

Mtv and Hollywood are the main cause of urban diarrhea.
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DIARRHEA MOUTH

ONE WHO CANT SEEM TO KEEP HIS/HER MOUTH SHUT OR KEEP A SECRET TO SAVE HIS/HER LIFE!!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BETH GETTING AN STD FROM JOHN? YEH MICA AND HIS DIARRHEA MOUTH TOLD EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!!
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Diarrhea-fest

An event that was highly anticipated but wound up being a complete waste of time. If you see more than one Ed Hardy shirt at a single location, you are definitely at a diarrhea-fest.
I went to see my friend's band, but had to sit through an experimental noise outfit and a Yes cover band before they played. What a diarrhea-fest.
by MissAnnaJoy November 4, 2009
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