dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008

Dingle Dumbass

Someone who is beyond a dumbass. Thier intelligence is equivelent to the clinging fecal matter against your buttchecks. Used to refer to people who are intentionally stupid to gain attention.

J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass

by daniroo March 24, 2009

dingle berry

Dried up shit that hangs on to the hair of the ass.

Kate: Hey Josh, I see a dingle berry hanging out of your ass.
Josh: Be a good friend and get that for me.

by I forget December 10, 2004

dingle-dangle

The drawstrings on elastic waist-banded gym or PT uniform shorts that is prone to hanging down over the crotch.

Don't let yer dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt!
Pick up yer 'dangle and stick it in yer shirt!

by Lt. Dingo March 5, 2010

dingle diamond

A dingle berry that hangs in your ass hair so long it becomes as hard as a diamond.

I havent washed my ass in so long i might have a new dingle diamond growing in there.

by KBob-o March 6, 2008

Dingle Beardy

When you shit on someone's face and rub your hairy ass in it. Then some of your Dingle Berries get stuck on their face.

It is better if you had tacos the day before.

Dude 1: You won't believe what my girl let me do last night.
Dude 2: What was is bro?
Dude 1: I gave her a hardcore DINGLE BEARDY!
Dude 2: Wow man, you are fucked, but she sounds awesome! Let me in on that skank!
Dude 1: Fa sho Brosef

by thebrosef4life August 8, 2011

Dingle Dongle Dingle

The so-called 'scientific name' for a male penis.

Hey Anthony, did Claudia see your dingle dongle dingle?

by CarbonatedToast August 12, 2016