Ding Dong Shit

The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.

"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"

by ChrisNeville May 14, 2009

Ding Dong Dino

Ding Dong Dino is the best species of dinosaur you could (if your lucky enough) ever come across. This animal was discovered by a group of girls in 2020. As it is quite new, not many people know about it. A 'Ding Dong Dino' is a very unique and special creature, and is just like a human! Always there to hug you and put a smile on your face when you need it :) It is the kindest and cares for every loved one. To everyone reading this: a ding dong dino is that creature you would want as you're spirit animal.:) Just work for it ;)

Me: Omg! You are JUST like a Ding Dong Dino!
Friend: *offended* I am NOT a ding dong!!
Me: No no no, ur so caring, kind, unique n special! Just like a ding dong dino :)

by be a beann March 20, 2020

Ding Dong Dick

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.

Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.

by ItsDarc August 04, 2020

Oh-Ding-Dong

After seeing an extremely attractive young man/woman the word Ding-Dong is exclaimed along with a long and exaggerated "Oh" sound.

Proclaiming Ding-Dong is also appropriate when there is a moment of sexual conotation or sexual innuendo

(hot guy walks past)
Dora: "OH-DING-DONG!"

Sarah: OMG you know that really hot guy David? We're gonna share a tent on the camping trip!"

Jess: OH-DING-DONG!!!

by QuaggaQuimps October 27, 2010

Impromptu Ding Dong

Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.

I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.

by AWOFF November 19, 2010

ding dong

A Hostess brand cake; OR, Shitting on someone's chest, smashing it down to form a round cake-like shape, then jizzing on it to create the curly frosting.

Jourdyn- "hey baby, wanna give me a ding dong tonight?'
Joe- "Only if you'll eat it this time!"

by Jourdyn!! September 28, 2009

ding dong face

one who is being stupid, a general put down

whats up ding dong face

by lane dittoe December 11, 2008