Dildo 

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.

It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.

1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."

2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.

Dildo by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018

Dildo 

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills

"mum can I please have the dildo I did all my homework"

Dildo by Phatpussyyyyumm January 17, 2019

Dildo 

1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.

1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo.
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!

Dildo by A Bad Ass Marine December 28, 2005

DILDO 

short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF

That Brad Pitt is a DILDO

DILDO by doug collins February 27, 2008

dildo 

what you make dill cakes out of

Hey Brea can you knead this dildo for me while I warm up my oven?

dildo by Brian57 December 23, 2007

dildo 

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

dildo by yo mamma June 25, 2004

dildo 

OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...

1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.

dildo by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005