Dildo

The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.

Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.

by Avanator September 1, 2007

[Dildo]

A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.

*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"

by Flangsharbumtum January 11, 2009

Dildo

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.

Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.

by MellonCollie August 4, 2004

Dildo

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

"Jim s SUCH a dildo"

by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019

Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019

Dildo

A toy which girls use or a fucking island,who named an island as Dildo?

Man 1: Wow that's a huge Dildo!
Man 2: You talking about that toy or the island?

by DumbestWordsEver November 26, 2020

Dildo

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020