dessiree

A very cute/smexy girl who is funny and has lots of friends and is very lovable

Dessiree is cute and very funny I never had a friend like her

by Boss_Queen March 21, 2017

Jumping off a dresser

To have hard core sex

Jumping off a dresser means to have sex

by katrin February 5, 2021

dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007

Sarah Dessen

Popular YA (Young Adult) fiction writer of bestsellers such as This Lullaby, The Truth About Forever, Just Listen, and others. Her books always have female protagonists and often include romance. Sarah Dessen is extremely popular among teenage girls.

Eliza: Hey, I just finished This Lullaby by Sarah Dessen.
Lita: Wasn't it lovely?

by thesearenotflowers November 3, 2008

Dressing Gown Bobber

A somewhat pleasurable "semi" derived from the relative freedom of wearing nothing but a dressing gown, which is all well and good. However, trying to make your way across the kitchen of a morning in front of friends and family whilst exhibiting an exaggerated bobbing motion from below the waist can subject you to a world of embarrassment.

The sun beaming in through the window as I read the paper and ate my toast this morning precipitated a semi at just the wrong moment. I had to walk past the mother in law with a serious dressing gown bobber!!

by R3ginald November 11, 2014

dressil

When you’re too overdressed.

“Gaby your so dressiled for a movie”

by Eczéma May 24, 2019

Prom Dress

A carpet of vomit layering the front of a person's torso that originates from the mouth and can extend down to the feet. Often caused by a dramatic display of emotion over an insignificant event.

She was so upset that she put on a prom dress, it got all over.

by Howellcat September 15, 2015