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Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
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desert theory

a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.

Also known as 'just deserts.'
Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.
by JustDeserts November 26, 2010
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Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.
Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.
by J Chasky July 25, 2006
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devestment

A reverse investment. To stupidly purchase tangible or paper assets at the top of the market. To act as a human sheep and follow the masses in popular speculative buying.
My bartender says gold is going to $5000 an ounce. I think this could be a good devestment like the real estate he sold us.
by devestment October 11, 2009
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Deveryan

A guy that's drop dead sexy! And girls line up for this man. He's super in bed and is mighty Fine! SEXY!!
I wanna bang Deveryan!
by NeGaTiVe May 10, 2014
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Deertwat

The act of an ugly skinny girl acting like a bitch but in a twat-like fashion.
"That chick is talking shit about everyone. She's all ratchet and shit so she has no room to talk. What a deertwat."
by getwellPablo February 5, 2015
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Desert bluffs

Our neighboring town to nightvale but not as nice and kind and beautiful as nightvale
"Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"
by Cailliop August 26, 2017
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