dirty deuce

The girl at work that only likes it up the poop chute because she is "saving herself for marriage" and "doesn't want her fiancee to know she is not".

Don't sit there... the dirty deuce sat there and may have left some squirts behind.

by mr. hankey August 6, 2004

atomic deuce

The act of projectile defecating while firmly positioned high above the toilet bowl. Usually performed in a public bathroom with your legs over the edges of the stall for balance.

Many lives were lost in the great Atomic Deuce of '98.

by Adam Dubois November 1, 2006

ace deuce

usually refers to ann arbor, michigan

i live in ace deuce bitch

by alex gooding January 5, 2006

Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.

Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.

by Hey Fuckers March 3, 2016

deuce-flames

heated lumps of fiery shits

oh man, he's shooting deuce-flames out of his ass

by Serrant May 13, 2008

Deuce Chamber

The toilet designated for all poops to take place.

Hey man don't shit in that toilet use the downstairs deuce chamber.

by scottyman4us September 1, 2011

deuce oven

1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.

2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.

1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!

2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.

3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!

4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!

by deuce master April 14, 2014