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leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!
Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.
by Chuckyv76 August 29, 2023
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Basement dentist

A dentist, unlicensed usually because: A). licensing requirements are prohibitive, or; B). they couldn't meet the qualifications. So they go underground.
Offering cut-rate prices for inferior dental care, these basement dentists attract patients who are vulnerable, desperate to save money or have low expectations for care.
by Soapy Johnson January 7, 2011
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Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.
"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"
by momoniemoproblem September 12, 2023
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The Dentist

A sex move in which you put tooth paste behind your foreskin and brush a girls teeth with it. Putting the tooth paste like this allows for a timed release.
Oh man I met this hot chick last night and i totally gave her "The Dentist."
by Culinary & The Wreck October 17, 2008
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Tijuana dentist

Surprising this is not available on the Web: I've burrowed around and cannot find it. It is probably Hollywood slang from the 1940s, when it was common to travel across the US / Mexican border to get excellent dental work for a quarter of what you'd pay in California - remembering that anybody with aspirations to go before a movie camera must have a better-than-perfect smile.

"Tijuana Dentist" is a euphemism for crossing the border to get a quick abortion, if you happen to be an aspiring starlet who gets knocked up. In that era there was no easy path to a legal pulling of the rabbit. So if you were expecting and did not expect to expect you would tell everyone you were going to Tijuana to get your teeth fixed.
If you say "She's taken a week off to go see a Tijuana Dentist" it means the young lady in question has made a quick trip South of the Border to get a fetus yanked.
by SpeedyBB April 3, 2022
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Dirty Dentist

The act of rubbing one's finger in your ass crack and then scraping it across the teeth of another.
"Boy that guy really kicked your ass. But, it was worth you giving him a dirty dentist. That butt speluncker deserved it."
by Milf slayer4 June 4, 2023
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anti dentist

anti dentist is the hatred towards dentists, everyone should hate them or you're my enemy
created by the real club owner in giu basil
Ohio Mate! Did you see how that dentist was acting towards me?! That's why I'm anti dentist most of the time!
by alexoi1 March 17, 2023
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