dave

To have a fantastic opportunity and then completely fuck it up like only Dave can

Oh man, Kira totally pulled a dave! He turned that opportunity for an epic success into an epic failure.

by itsnotatumor June 23, 2012

dave

cunt

dave immediately

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 27, 2020

to dave

To become bald before ones time.

Do you reckon Richard O'brian "daved"

by Joe Heller May 6, 2005

Daving

(v.)listening to many Dave Matthews Band (also known as Dave) songs in succession.
(adj.)the look of focus, content, joy and being relaxed while listenng to a Dave Matthews Band song.

v. Jordan was totally Daving the other night, she can now recite all the lyrics to Dave's 'Crash' album.

adj. That girl has such a Daved look on her face, it mus tbe because shes listening too a LeRoi sax solo.

by jordan maly December 25, 2008

Dave

A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.

On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.

by Petesear May 22, 2009

Dave

A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn

"That guy is a fucking Dave."

by nicklequarterpennydime October 15, 2011

Dave

A word that can replace any other word in a scentence.

Hey i'm about to dave to the movies, would you like to dave?

by Canada Dave May 2, 2013