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Washboard

When a woman gets on top during sex and moves as if someone is washing their clothes on a washboard
Dave:How did it go with sally yesterday?

Steve: It was going great until she got on top and started washboarding me
by HarryJerry January 10, 2019
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washboard

One of the primary instruments used by bands that consist of dumb, toothless, morons from the hills aka hillbillys. Usually accompanied by the jug and spoons as well as the single, clothes-wire, washtub bass.
Jethro is one badass washboard player. He taught hisself.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
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dashford

A god even more cool when rusen is behind it.
Wow he’s s cool like dashford rusen cool
by Lebrons shank October 20, 2020
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synthetic washboards

The sound of a washboard being played, but generated solely by computer hardware or software synthesis.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.
The smartphone video game, "Undersea Match & Build" has plenty of synthetic washboards in one piece of its zax.
by Telephony October 20, 2019
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washboard

a board you wash stuff on.
I wash my clothes on a washboard.
by JOHNSON II October 16, 2003
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dashboarding

The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.
Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.

Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”
by Chris Sentmier May 25, 2007
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dashboarding

a form of female masturbation that takes place while she's driving her own car. effectively, she steers the wheel with her legs (which are propped up on the dashboard) thus leaving her hands free to wander...
...and so, on our way to H-town, we looked over and saw that she was masturbating! She was totally dashboarding it!
by Iceman2480 August 7, 2007
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