Viral Darwinism

Natural selection as observed by Charles Darwin; the survival of those who can comprehend the nature of a virus.

'The "protesters" are proudly hastening their own extinction', she thought, as they chanted the name of their ignorant leader. 'Many of them will die in a fog of pure Viral Darwinism.'

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2020

Darwin Award

Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.

Darwin is watching. This one has potential for a Darwin Award.

by simio January 16, 2008

Dallinism

Religion known in the city of Chula Vista founded by a group led by Veronika. It is believed that on August 9th of 2011 veronika will communicate with Dallin, and he will lead her into leading the people.

Dallinism will hit an event on a tuesday august 9th 2011

by V3R0N1KA April 15, 2011

daling

(Dale-ing) To fuck for dominance and not pleasure. A modern take on felacio from olden days.

You're going to get a daling from doing that.

by Photogrocker May 3, 2018

darwin olympics

When you completely ignore facts that can get you and a large group of people sick or dead, you’re playing Darwin olympics.

You’re ignoring the CDC and hanging out at the bar during the spread of coronavirus? Good luck with th Darwin olympics.

by warpig March 17, 2020

Charles Darwin

Proved evolution among life forms; and humans as visibly derivative of apes.

Charles Darwin came up with the term "natural selection".

by Lord-Cypher December 16, 2017

Dalin

Dalin is an emo boi. He likes heavy metal and rock. He’s obsessed with monster/Red Bull. He’s slightly oblivious to his surroundings but it’s oaky cause he the greatest homie. He likes potato’s especially when they all cute and chibi. He’s kind and thoughtful. He’ll even try to censor bad words for you. One day he’s gunna take over the world and figure out the meaning of life.( how to adventure) and he’s going to use his army of potatoes to achieve this. He a tall skinny boi who’s also thiccc (with three c’s Of course) his favorite color is black and he loves llamas he’s pretty weird but in a good way. He’s overall a pretty coool duuude

Woah dalin’s a pretty great homie.

by Snaafnejakjcufudywhenrnfbfjdks March 24, 2019