Lola: Um what's cum? is that a drink?
Jack: Yeah, you wanna try?
Lola: Ok!
*whips out huge dick*
Lola: Uh, what are you doing?
Lola: Oh i don't want it now goodbye.
Jack: Yeah, you wanna try?
Lola: Ok!
*whips out huge dick*
Lola: Uh, what are you doing?
Lola: Oh i don't want it now goodbye.
by emmyandlola January 6, 2023
Get the Cummug. Cum has a few definitions... it can be a man's semen, a female's vaginal liquids, or, the act of orgasming. Cum is a warm, thick, whitish substance that tastes different depending on what you eat. For example, if a guy ate pineapple before a blowjob, it would taste very sweet, but if he ate something like Chinese food, look out.
by Meghan January 1, 2005
Get the Cummug. by Gabe da Gabe February 19, 2009
Get the cummug. Tiana was bored and feeling horny, but she was single and had nobody to call up for a sex date. So she lifted up her skirt and began fingering herself, massing her vagina and moaning. ooh, it felt good...but suddenly white, sticky stuff came out of her pussy. She lifted up her hand, and looked down at it. Looks tasty...so she put it her mouth and swallowed, only to choke and throw it up. "Oh, I'm never gonna taste my own cum again...must of been those burritos.."
by The Hit September 8, 2009
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I’ve forged my cum sword over the years to the point where it’s stronger than steel.
I am the cum of my sword, I am trained in nearly every form of combat in history.
I’ve become such a cum that I’ve faced off against the legendary Pißshitcoom III in a duel in the fabled Peepee Poopooshit canyon, and prevailed the victor.
He was a remarkable foe, one whom I respect dearly. His honor has been passed unto Pißshitcoom IV, and I’ve used his cum to strengthen my sword.
Until I meet the up-and-coming Pißshitcoom IV, I will be waiting patiently, working on my cum sword by watching gay hentai BDSM videos to produce liters of cum hourly, and designing my own cum armor.
They say cum has a certain ‘wisdom.’ Those who wield weapons made of cum shall be formidable and nearly unbeatable. I am truly grateful to have chosen to become a cumsmith in my youngin’ days, because since then I have become one of the greatest cumsmiths, to walk these lands.
Until we meet again, traveller. I’ll just be here jacking it and enhancing my equipment."
-Fluffy 2020
"I am the cum of my sword.
cum is my body, and cum is my blood.
I have created over a thousand cums.
Unknown to cum.
Nor known to cum.
Have withstood pain to create many cums.
Yet, those hands will never hold cum.
So as I pray, unlimited blade cums."
-Sunny 2020
I’ve forged my cum sword over the years to the point where it’s stronger than steel.
I am the cum of my sword, I am trained in nearly every form of combat in history.
I’ve become such a cum that I’ve faced off against the legendary Pißshitcoom III in a duel in the fabled Peepee Poopooshit canyon, and prevailed the victor.
He was a remarkable foe, one whom I respect dearly. His honor has been passed unto Pißshitcoom IV, and I’ve used his cum to strengthen my sword.
Until I meet the up-and-coming Pißshitcoom IV, I will be waiting patiently, working on my cum sword by watching gay hentai BDSM videos to produce liters of cum hourly, and designing my own cum armor.
They say cum has a certain ‘wisdom.’ Those who wield weapons made of cum shall be formidable and nearly unbeatable. I am truly grateful to have chosen to become a cumsmith in my youngin’ days, because since then I have become one of the greatest cumsmiths, to walk these lands.
Until we meet again, traveller. I’ll just be here jacking it and enhancing my equipment."
-Fluffy 2020
"I am the cum of my sword.
cum is my body, and cum is my blood.
I have created over a thousand cums.
Unknown to cum.
Nor known to cum.
Have withstood pain to create many cums.
Yet, those hands will never hold cum.
So as I pray, unlimited blade cums."
-Sunny 2020
by Fluffy nigga October 29, 2020
Get the Cummug. 1. A shortened version of come, used in internet chatrooms and instant messaging by sluts who want attention from men and dumb nerds who don’t realize what it means.
2. Fluid excreted by sex organs at point of orgasm.
2. Fluid excreted by sex organs at point of orgasm.
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