cuntmander-in-chief

A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.

I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.

by verbiage November 29, 2011

Commander Bunnypants

Lord of #mefi, defender of freedom, and champion of justice.

Commander Bunnypants saved the day, yet again!

by Not Me May 28, 2003

Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005

Master Wing Commander

a man (or women) who has mastered the art of being a wingman

"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"

by Oneliners June 30, 2009

Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.

You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?

by Blaze March 5, 2004

Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009